Person 4 made an art project out of the return envelope on our census questionnaire. It ought to give the government some insight into the occupants residing at this address. When Person 1 showed it to me I responded:
“They will understand once they open it and review the enclosed data.”
**I think instead of coming up with clever names or using just the first letter of the names of my family members for privacy, I’ll just refer to them as Persons 1-5, after the manner of the census commission, in ascending age order. Much simpler.